La humanidad, que no vale PA NÁ
Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense. […] The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.
He’s a legend after all